Welcome on here today, are you the tyoe that find it difficult to construct a sentence of loveable jokes or prank for your lover. Don’t panic, we brought some cute and cheesy jokes to tell your crush you like them.

Stroll through the list below and pick yours:

– What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door. Close the door I am dressing!

– Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

– What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.

– Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!

– You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I have been binge-watching Netflix.

– Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I feel a connection.

– Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.

– I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

– If you were a phone from Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous.

– Do you have a name or can I just call you mine.

– Wait! Before you cast those dreamy eyes on me, I want to get my maps and GPS ready. Okay, go!

– I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

– My therapist and I have been trying to figure out why I seem to have lost my mind. Then I realized that it’s all your fault. I’m crazy for you.

– I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well, then, please start.

– Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

– My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?

– Please accept my apologies: I know I can’t change the fact that I wasn’t in your past, but can I make it up to you by being a part of your future?

– What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

– Sorry to bother you, but could you tell me what time it is right now? I just want to remember the moment I met the girl of my dreams.

– Now, what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
Wait, wait, wait! I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Oh yeah, it doesn’t have your number in it. Can you help me fix it?

– Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

– Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more of these vodkas?
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– Sorry to bother you, but could you tell me what time it is right now? I just want to remember the moment I met the girl of my dreams.

– I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you the sun? Because my whole world revolves around you.

– I am fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

– Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

– Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

– Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.

– Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist. Right?

– I’m afraid someone might ask you to leave here pretty soon. You’re just making everyone else look bad.

– If I could rearrange the letters, I would put the U and I together.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

– Hey. Wait, I think you’ve dropped something. [What?] Your standards. Hi, I’m [insert name].

– [Sneeze as you walk by them] Oh no need to bless me. God already did by putting you in my life.

– Your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

– Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Lena.” “Lena, who?” “Lena little closer so I can kiss you.

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– Did the sun come out, or did you smile at me?

– Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

– We must be subatomic particles because I feel a strong force between us.

– My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

– Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

– By the way, don’t freak out if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. He’s just fulfilling my wish of wanting you for Christmas.

– Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

– If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

– What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only vegetable that can make someone cry? Throw a coconut in their face.

– Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

– If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?.

– Hey. I’m an unemployed guy with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring, and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?

– I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!

– You know what? Your lips should meet for a, you know, informal, business casual type meeting.

– On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… and I’m the 1 you need.

– Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

– Boy: Hi, is your name Google? Girl: No, Why? Boy: Because you have everything I’m looking for!

– Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you are adding meaning to my life.

– Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

– You’re so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.

– My crush told me “come over, no one’s home” I went over, no one was home.
A day without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

– Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?.

– There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

– Is it hot in here or is it just you?
What did one little flame say to the other? We’re a perfect match.

– Do I really need to tell you a joke? Can’t we just kiss and be done with it?

– As long as you are holding one hand, I can capture the world with the other one.

– I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

– Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Olive.” “Olive, who?” “Olive you so much.

– What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
If I had a garden, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

– Hey, you’re pretty, and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

– Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

– There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

– Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Oh wait, that’s right, enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m [insert name].

– Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

– You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.

– Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

– Scientists around the world have figured the cause of global warming. You!

– If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

– I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

– Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

– Hey, can I follow you home? (What?) Oh sorry, it’s just that my parents told me to follow my dreams.

– Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

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– I’ll be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

– Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

– I’m gonna call the cops on you for stealing my heart.

– Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!